ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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