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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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