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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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