ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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