ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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