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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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