ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Roblox was free.
The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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