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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
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- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
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- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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