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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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