ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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