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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 19 APRIL 1956
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  2. "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
  3. Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
  4. In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
  5. Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
  6. You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
  7. Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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Newsletter / Issue No. 446

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