ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy.
It is also a receipt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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