ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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