ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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