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You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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