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Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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