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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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