ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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