ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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