ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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