ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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