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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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