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- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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