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You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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