ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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