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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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