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They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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