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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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