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Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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