ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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