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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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