ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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