ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're taking time away from social media.
You know because they posted about it eleven times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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