ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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