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Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
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