ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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