ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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