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Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
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- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
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- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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