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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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