ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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