ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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