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- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
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- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
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- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
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