ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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