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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
It's not a career ladder.
It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn and more endorsements than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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