ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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