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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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