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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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