ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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