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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
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- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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