ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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